I’d totally vote Captain Obvious into office.
You know you’ve wanted to do the same.
If you are friends with me on Facebook or have seen a few recent blog posts, you know I am outraged by this race. It’s ridiculous. Leading the country is not a freaking reality show.
Captain Obvious has announced he is joining the race for president by (literally… Forrest Gump-style) running across the country. Not to be outdone of a certain reality TV star, he threw his hat into the ring via a TV ad while running on a treadmill.
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