Vegas has taught me to kill spiders.
It’s not what you think.
Vegas and I are total opposites in some ways. She loves living things, I can’t stand them. She brought 2 dogs and 2 birds to this marriage. I brought a house plant.
She captures bugs in the house and releases them safely outside. I scream like a girl and beg her to smash them. Until now.
The uncharacteristic heat and humidity in San Diego has resulted in more spiders and silver fish in the house. I can’t deal with them being released right outside the door… what it they come back inside?!
Vegas taught me to kill spiders out of fear. If I want them dead, I have to do it myself. Die, spiders.
I made Vegas toast and myself socca. Both were topped with smashed avocado mixed with a little curry powder (try it – SO good!). Served with with some #yolkporn.
We celebrated Nation Sandwich Day with a green turkey sandwich. Asparagus on a sandwich is shockingly good.
Speaking of opposites… Vegas and I love to hang out at the bar in our local Whole Foods for dinner and a beer (or 3), but we order very differently.
They have a small bar menu, but I usually prefer a garbage pail mix of stuff from the hot bar. Vegas dives into the wings and mac ‘n cheese. I refuse to eat anything that requires me to gnaw on a bone, and mac isn’t my favorite cheese vessel. Don’t judge – I will eat the hell out of a cheese plate!
Tough Mudder recap to come… in the meantime check out the softball world series recap and giveaway for tea-based energy powder we’ve been fueling with.
Will you kill a bug? If you come kill ’em for me I’ll pay you in yolk porn and beer.
Do you like wings? Mac ‘n cheese?